Right then, I need to get some very important details off my chest. Firstly, this is entirely Miss Brown's fault. I was going to go for a run. Instead I'm rambling into the abyss. Secondly, I'm apologising right now in case I come across as a massive twat, this is entirely possible, and even probable. In fact I think I've already managed it. Thirdly and finally, if there are any real human beings reading this, I salute you (at this juncture please try to imagine a friendly sailor rather than Mr Hitler).
Well I think that's the important disclaimers done. You'd think a Law student could do better. How about this? 'The opinions expressed herein are my own personal opinions and do not represent my employer's view in any way'. That doesn't really work either, if I actually had an employer I wouldn't be bored enough to be writing this...Bugger it.
That's all. Please await the next instalment with baited breath. However, be prepared for the fact that I might find something new to do and it may never be forthcoming.
All my love,
Ally
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I still think I preferred banal ramblings.
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